Please take no offense. We have enjoyed our time here and we are very grateful for our beautiful baby boy. However, we got punchy one night this week and came up with:
You know it’s time to go when…
10. The guys at the internet café give you your own admin ID so you can print Sudoku puzzles at will and quit bothering them in the middle of “Doom”.
9. You’ve bitten into several cheese filled pastries only to discover that the filling is goat cheese.
8. Walking your dogs everyday seems like a shorter walk than the one you average daily here.
7. You’ve determined that the mark on your neck will be permanent because you’ve clotheslined yourself with the clothesline running through the middle of your apartment way too many times.
6. You yearn for a meal that doesn’t include red meat and some sort of potato.
5. You miss fast food – anything that takes less than an hour to prepare, at home or out.
4. You’re tired of playing Frogger crossing the street – and losing.
3. The yellow tap water just isn’t as appealing as it used to be.
2. The decision whether to shower is a tough one and the biggest one you’ll make all day.
1. You have an appreciation for a toilet that accomplishes something when it flushes.
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